Força Portugal!


Religious Preference: Real Madrid / Portugal NT / NE Pats

I love music (all genres) and I reblog a lot of it.

I reblog anything and everything that makes me laugh.

I’m on, what has to be, the thousandth re-write of this and I’m at the verge of explosion. 


Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

(via ellieozil10)






i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?


(via itsnotloopus)

Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary.

—    Chuck Palahniuk  (via elizavette)

(via cycleofdeathandrebirth)

Anonymous: The fuck, M'Lynn? Lmfao. I love you to death, I swear, but if you died I wouldn't leave you hanging around. You should take them down, dear. It's time.

…but you see that’s just it, Sam. I leave them up as an eternal reminder of the wrong I’ve done. I had the audacity to think that I could keep something alive, lmfao. Yep, they’re going to stay there to remind me to never think about plants and gardens… living things, ever again, lmfao

…and you boys better be safe! <3