when my mom was pregnant with me on halloween she painted her big pregnant belly like a pumpkin and that was my very first halloween costume i was born spoopy
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD ALSO DRESSED AS A PUMPKIN FARMER WITH A PACK OF PUMPKIN SEEDS IN HIS SHIRT POCKET BECAUSE HE PLANTED THE SEED OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID I JUST NOW GET THIS
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
I want my life to be like a disney tale and I keep getting discouraged when bad things happen but I just have to remember that my story isn’t over and there is the point that Cinderella looses her shoe, and Rapunzel thinks eugene is dying, and ariel thinks that she will never see Prince Eric again, and nobody listened to Mulan because she lied about being a woman and that reminds me to keep my head up, because my fairytale must have just needed some excitement
can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?