Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though.
French: About time you learned French.
Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED
Dutch: but why would you do this
We were hammered with a lot of rain last night, to the extent that we had flash flood warnings and some areas of the city shut down completely. I just found out that somebody died as a result;
somebody drowned… in the desert.
As a Floridian, I’ve been through a shit ton of hurricanes and flooding but there were rarely any deaths as a result of those. One relatively minor flood in El Paso and somebody manages to drown. How?
MY MOM HAS THIS NASTY THING WITH HER EYES RIGHT
WELL ANYWAY SHE HAD EYEDROPS
BUT THEY GAVE HER EYE AN ALLERGIC REACTION
AND IT CAUSED HER EYE TO GLOW IN THE DARK
AND SHE SAYS SHE ACTUALLY HAD GREEN/PURPLE NIGHT VISION
MY MOMS COOLER THAN YOURS DOES UR MUM HAVE NIGHTVISION? NO DIDNT THINK SO
This could be the weirdest superhero origin story.
Year 2014 and I’m still trying to figure out how can people find Neymar attractive